Unlu Turk Yalanlari Kolleksiyonu - 1

Hanimefendi gideceginiz yere kadar goturelim.

Dairemiz deniz manzaralidir.

Bu gece cok yorgunum.

Bak bunu saymam yine beklerim.

Cok guzel olmus ellerine saglik.

Bir Turk dunyaya bedeldir.

Bu binalarin oldugu yer eskiden bag bahce imis. Sahibi yasli bir adammis. Babama gel sen buraya kahya ol, benim kimsem yok, buralar telef oluyor demis. Babam hayir demis.

Bak, seni severim bilirsin.

Ah ne iyi ettiniz de geldiniz.

Seni olene dek sevecegim.

Abi sermayesi kurtarmaz. Bu maldan 200 bin lira karim var zaten allah seni inandirsin.

Evet (Cocuk alti yasindan kucuk mu ? diye soran biletciye anne babanin verdigi cevap)

A Collection of Great Turkish Lies - Vol 1

Madam, why don’t you get on and I will take you wherever you like (by a man from within his car to a lady waiting on the street)

The apartment has a sea-sight (by a real estate agency or an apartment owner to a potantial customer)

I’m too tired tonight (by some wives ) (Is it common ? Huh ! Shocked ;-))

I dont count this and expect you to come visit again (by a household as her guests leave)

Oh its delicious. May god keep the good work of your hands (by a lady to her friend, the house-wife she’s visiting in response to the meals she’s served).

A Turk is worth the world (anonymous)

This area of big buildings once had been unattended fields. Its owner had been an old man with no family or relatives. Asked my father one day to work for him and to keep an eye of all. But my father had refused. (anonymous)

Look, you know I like you (by a friend to another in some cases)

Oh how good you’ve come to visit (by a household to an unexpected guest)

I will love you for ever ( by some males - is it same everywhere ? Huh !!! )

Oh boy, believe me I only make a small profit of 200K ( $3.5) from that piece (ie I cant make such a big discount of say $ 4) (by any street-saleman)

Yes (by most parents in response to a question of ‘Is your child below 6 ?’ by a ticket-seller)

Bu yaziyla ilgili yorumlariniz varsa yazara mesaj gonderebilirsiniz.

Bu sayfa 05 Agustos 1996'da evde hazirlanmistir...